- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Knock Knock The doors already open

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Women's rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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