- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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