- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Terraria

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

VITAMIN C!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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