- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely