There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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