What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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