Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Womens rights.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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