- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Long joke Your such a downey

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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