- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

I work at jcpenny

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Women's rights.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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