- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

im not food

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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