What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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