- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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