- Anti Joke

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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