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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd