- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I woke up today

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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