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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

I walk into a bar...

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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