- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

hi mom

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Women can vote? WTF

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