- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Women can vote? WTF

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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