- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

The child was fired from his job.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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