If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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