- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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