- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Bananas

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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