what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Religion.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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