- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

rent a cops

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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