- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Guest what? Dog

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

rocky is here again.......................

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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