Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Women's rights

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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