- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

An Englishman walks into a bar.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Irish sobriety

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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