What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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the economy.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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