A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Cripples are lame.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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