- Anti Joke

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.