im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Long joke Your such a downey

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

You know what's natural? Bears.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Penis

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

cory

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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