David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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that wall over there ->

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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