I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

anus

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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