- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

you know whats not funny white boards.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

knock knock!? . . No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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