:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

The chicken crossed the road.

The WNBA

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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