- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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