- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Women's rights

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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