You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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