- Anti Joke

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

poop.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.