An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Blacks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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