What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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