- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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