Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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