- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Poop

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

ecks! why zee?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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