What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

your so fat. your fat!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

eoin burgin is fat

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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