- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Dumbledore dies.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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