- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

women's rights

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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