- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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