One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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a man checks his mypsace

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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