- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

masturbating on a tarc bus

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

i just wrote this so hard

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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