- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mom? mom

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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