Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

3021 North Broadway Avenue

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why so serious ?

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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