How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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