Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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