In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Okay.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Women's Rights

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i saw amango it splootered

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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