Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's blue? The sky.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Face...the other white meat!

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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