Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call double A's? Batteries

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...