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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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