- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats two plus two Four!

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Win industrial estate, Newry

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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