- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

This is a joke.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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