- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock knock It's open, come in

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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