whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Oh, go away

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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