roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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