- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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