- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

silver bullet?

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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