Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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womens rights

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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willam dafoe

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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